A is for "antici..."
"...pation."
B is for "#BANCOUPLES."
C is for "call."
D is for "date."
E is for "every."
F is for "fave."
Fave my Tweets so I know it's real.
Fave my Tweets so I know it's real.
Because we've all definitely Googled our crushes, at the very least to make sure they're not serial killers. It's called doing your homework.
Because you feel happy every time you think of your crush while at the very same time wondering if you will ever feel true happiness again. It's invigorating and aggravating and hopelessly confusing, all at once.
Because you just spent about an hour looking through your crush's and almost accidentally liked a picture, so had to scream and stop and step away from the phone.
Because your crush just retweeted Cheryl even though Cheryl is clearly the worst, no offense to Cheryl.
What does texting back with just "k" mean? Is that bad? Better go overanalyze this for about six hours.
Because right now all you want to do is listen to sad love songs full of pleading and nostalgia for a time that never was while looking up love-related quotes on Tumblr.
You're not "stalking" your crush's Spotify listens; you're just casually glancing at it every single day. And now you know you both like T. Rex and are meant to be.
It's a shame people don't still use paper and pens because just typing your crush's name over and over on a screen is not a good look.
...which is what you've texted your friend sixteen times since developing this amazing, beautiful, life-ruining crush.
Just be casual. Cool and casual. Don't freak out. Don't... don't do ANYTHING that you're doing right NOW.
(With my heart.) Before you tear us apart. (My heart.)
Like the romantic way you got all tongue-tied and flustered and sweaty in front of your crush when they said "hi."
"Want to get some pizza?" counts as a sext.
Some of us out here are parched.
Because your crush actually downgraded when they texted "how r u." It's just four more letters; come on. Step it up. Text to impress.
Because, look, this is clearly not happening and you have better things to do right now, like working or hanging out with friends or crying.
Which is currently playing on a loop forever.
Which is the rating the MPAA would give your parched-ass daydreams right now.
Because they finally asked you out and you smiled and accidentally yelled "yisssss" instead of "yes" because you're so nervous and relieved and excited and about to explode into a million spinning cartoon hearts.
Because that is basically your emotional state right now. Sigh.