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27 Times Michael Keaton Was Your Soulmate

Let's just take a moment and revel in some Keatonosity.

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1. When he acted out all the things you wanted to say and do throughout the day.

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Michael Keaton understands you.

2. When he stood dramatically and powerfully and you were in complete awe.

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No one stands dramatically quite like Michael Keaton. No one makes you want to stand dramatically right up close next to him quite like Michael Keaton.

3. When his Golden Globes speech was perfect and beautiful and you were a crying mess because of it.

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He gave a shout out to his son, Sean.

4. When you knew you two were meant to be even when he was playing a fairly gross corpse with magical powers.

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Fact: If you say "Michael Keaton" three times, he appears. Just for his soulmate, though.

5. No, seriously, you know that Beetlejuice is a treasure and neither the character nor the movie would've worked without Michael Keaton because he is a comedic genius.

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Gonna re-watch this ten times tonight, probably.

6. When he really made overalls work for him in a way no other man possibly ever could.

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Not easy for a dude to pull off, but Michael Keaton's got this.

7. When you were like "Michael Keaton, I think I love you" and he knew because, come on. Who wouldn't?

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He knows.

8. When this outburst of raw emotion left you hot and sweaty.

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And even the Joker was like, "Wow, dang. I think I'll write some fanfic about us."

9. When you related to him on a profound and fundamental level.

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Multiple Michaels Keaton AND pizza? Perfection.

10. WHEN MICHAEL KEATON HAD A BEARD AND IT WAS GLORIOUS.

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MICHAEL KEATON WITH A BEARD ALERT.

11. When too many Michaels Keaton were not even enough.

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Ah, Multiplicity. Andie MacDowell always gets the best movie dudes.

12. When he made this gesture and you felt a certain way about it.

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It's OK if you need a moment.

13. When he tore the iconic batsuit and you were like "YES, TEAR IT UP."

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BRUCE WAYNE HAS HAD IT.

14. When his hair was utter perfection.

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Among his many roles, Keaton voiced Ken in Toy Story 3: You'll Never Stop Crying.

15. When he made THIS face while wearing THIS tux and looked pretty much spectacular.

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And it was basically a mirror image of the face you're making right now.

16. When he totally understood you. Especially your ~dark side.~

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You just, like, get me.

17. When he seriously made you question why more men don't wear three-piece suits.

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And then you realized it's because most men are simply not Michael Keaton.

18. When he said exactly what you were thinking.

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Us either, Michael Keaton. Us either.

19. When Birdman.

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I'm talking Michael Keaton in every second of it.

20. When he really worked the heck out of an early '80s leisure suit.

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Leisurely like whoa.

21. When he wasn't too proud to beg.

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And also when you definitely weren't.

22. When you just wanted Michael Keaton to wipe away your tears and slow dance with you BECAUSE OH MY GOD.

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:')

23. Like, admit it. This is doing it for you and YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.

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That's just the magnetism of Michael Keaton. Even under that wig and moldy makeup.

24. When he performed standup in a dazzling sweater vest.

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This is so dazzling. Who is that Briefly Appearing Lady?

25. When he gave you the perfect response for people who didn't understand the depths of your appreciation for Michael Keaton.

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How about YOU EXCUSE YOURSELF FROM MY WHOLE LIFE RIGHT NOW.

26. Whenever you compared him to basically anyone and you realized no one else is even remotely qualified to reach soulmate status.

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He's the best.

27. When he was happy, and you were happy for him.

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You are so great, Michael Keaton. The greatest.

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