1.When he acted out all the things you wanted to say and do throughout the day.
2.When he stood dramatically and powerfully and you were in complete awe.
3.When his Golden Globes speech was perfect and beautiful and you were a crying mess because of it.
4.When you knew you two were meant to be even when he was playing a fairly gross corpse with magical powers.
5.No, seriously, you know that Beetlejuice is a treasure and neither the character nor the movie would've worked without Michael Keaton because he is a comedic genius.
6.When he really made overalls work for him in a way no other man possibly ever could.
7.When you were like "Michael Keaton, I think I love you" and he knew because, come on. Who wouldn't?
8.When this outburst of raw emotion left you hot and sweaty.
9.When you related to him on a profound and fundamental level.
10.WHEN MICHAEL KEATON HAD A BEARD AND IT WAS GLORIOUS.
11.When too many Michaels Keaton were not even enough.
12.When he made this gesture and you felt a certain way about it.
13.When he tore the iconic batsuit and you were like "YES, TEAR IT UP."
14.When his hair was utter perfection.
15.When he made THIS face while wearing THIS tux and looked pretty much spectacular.
16.When he totally understood you. Especially your ~dark side.~
17.When he seriously made you question why more men don't wear three-piece suits.
18.When he said exactly what you were thinking.
19.When Birdman.
20.When he really worked the heck out of an early '80s leisure suit.
21.When he wasn't too proud to beg.
22.When you just wanted Michael Keaton to wipe away your tears and slow dance with you BECAUSE OH MY GOD.
23.Like, admit it. This is doing it for you and YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.
24.When he performed standup in a dazzling sweater vest.
25.When he gave you the perfect response for people who didn't understand the depths of your appreciation for Michael Keaton.
26.Whenever you compared him to basically anyone and you realized no one else is even remotely qualified to reach soulmate status.
