Choose all that apply.
You've worked as an intern.You've had a gay boyfriend.You're so "lively and colorful."(It's because your mom is Puerto Rican.)You have an alter ego.You alter ego is super rich.You've done something drastic, like volunteer for a job, to get close to a crush.Your crush's ex is really terrible.Like, REALLY terrible.It took a while for you to be sure your crush liked you back.You think getting married is, you know. Fine.There's one special person you just never really ever seem to hate.You've lived with roommates.You are probably the worst roommate in the world.You're really scared of becoming a boring adult.You're pretty sure March 31st doesn't exist.You don't want to do things.In fact, you want to not do things.You know that time is money.And money is power.And power is pizza.And pizza is knowledge.You are half wolf.You love alcohol. It's fun and delicious.In fact, your two true passions are 1) getting drunk and 2) making fun of people.You believe animals should be rewarded for not being people.People who speak to you in Spanish should use the formal "usted."You love games that turn people against each other.Winning means taking away someone else's happiness.You'd chew an old man's eyebrows off.Really fresh air is kind of disgusting, tbh.When you talk about someone behind their back, everyone wins.People should not try to bond with you.You love Ritalin and have low self-esteem.You think horizons are dumb.You have a co-worker you love to torment.But. You're not entirely sure what this co-worker's name is.You first instinct is to be mean.You think this poll is whatever.Who cares.