Use things you already have lying around the house:
If you want to be especially relevant, dress up as something from the news:
Couple’s costumes that won’t make everybody hate you:
Group costumes are fun and low-stress (just make sure it still works even if one of your friends decides to leave the party):
You know who absolutely loves Halloween (or at least doesn’t have a firm enough grasp of the English language to communicate hatred)? Your baby!
And even if you’re not into wearing a costume yourself, you can always dress up your pet:
- The Trump administration deleted a State Department post promoting Trump's Mar-a-lago club after it drew a wave of criticism online.
- If no court steps in, Arkansas is poised to become the first state in more than 15 years to execute two people in one night.
- Markets are saying "Vive la France" after pro-EU centrist Emmanuel Macron gained the most votes in the 1st round of the French election.
- Thanks to Paul Ryan, Papa Roach's teen-angst smash "Last Resort" has become the internet's unofficial anthem for the owned 😬🎤