It began life at a Chuck E. Cheese in 1987.
It hid out on the “Ecce Homo” fresco.
And in Christina Aguilera’s cleavage.
It had a bit part in Jurassic Park.
It played a brief role in a Lady Gaga outfit.
It became a plaything for Karl Lagerfeld’s cat Choupette, but was quickly discarded in favor of an iPad.
Depressed, it entered Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.
It applied for a job as Paul Ryan’s tie clip, but was deemed too small.
It had to watch the debates from the audience.
It decided to lift its spirits with a relaxing beach trip, leading to its discovery.
Where will the eyeball end up next? Only time will tell.
Design by John Gara for BuzzFeed.
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