Use things you already have lying around the house:
If you want to be especially relevant, dress up as something from the news:
Couple’s costumes that won’t make everybody hate you:
Group costumes are fun and low-stress (just make sure it still works even if one of your friends decides to leave the party):
You know who absolutely loves Halloween (or at least doesn’t have a firm enough grasp of the English language to communicate hatred)? Your baby!
And even if you’re not into wearing a costume yourself, you can always dress up your pet:
- Donald Trump accused former Miss Universe Alicia Machado of being in a sex tape, calling her "disgusting." He's appeared in a softcore porn.
- The hair vitamins promoted by the Kardashians make "largely inaccurate" nutrient claims, according to lab tests.
- In a newly released video deposition, Trump implied he planned to call Mexicans "rapists" when he announced his presidential run.