24 Drunk People Who Went Against Their Better Judgment And Decided To Send A Text

    Don't drink and text.

    Ajani Bazile-Dutes
    by Ajani Bazile-Dutes

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This drunk person who was checking up on their loved one:

    kaylee @kayleenarick

    Drunk texts from Derrick never fail

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    Twitter: @kayleenarick

    2. This drunk person who forgot where they lived:

    A text where one says, "I called a taxi to take me home" and the reply is, "Dude, the party was at your house"
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    3. This drunk person who sent this random photo:

    kt @katie_c26

    i drunk texted my mom

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    Carchia Marco / Alamy Stock Photo / Twitter: @katie_c26

    4. This drunk person who had a great movie streaming hack:

    victoria ¨̮ @toreeehhh

    i drunk texted my mom again

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    Twitter: @toreeehhh

    5. This drunk person who had an amazing idea:

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    6. This drunk person who wanted to go clubbing with Timothée Chalamet:

    soapy @tinybuglady

    normal people: drunk text their exes me:

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    Twitter: @tinybuglady
    Someone's DMs to Timothée Chalamet and tells them what club he should go to to have fun
    Twitter: @tinybuglady / Via Twitter: @tinybuglady

    7. This drunk person who texted their ex:

    Lauren Shilling @laurenshilling1

    Surely my pal didn't drunk text her ex this? If this isn't the fear I don't know what is 🙃

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    Twitter: @laurenshilling1

    8. This drunk person who was confused about what they were celebrating:

    Keely @keeleeloo

    Don’t drunk text your mom on New Years..... she just told me about this 💀

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    Twitter: @keeleeloo
    A text where one wishes their child a happy new year and the child responds with "Happy Birthday!"
    Twitter: @keeleeloo / Via Twitter: @keeleeloo

    9. This drunk person who was simply just grateful:

    rin @sad_chip4

    I drunk texted Miller Lite lmfao

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    Twitter: @sad_chip4
    Someone's DMs to Miller Lite which are just photos of themself chugging two Miller Lites at once
    Twitter: @sad_chip4 / Via Twitter: @sad_chip4

    10. This drunk person who had a serious craving:

    Syd @sydrempp

    My sister is drunk texting me demanding I make a blueberry cheesecake pie …. I’m so scared but also this is my Chopped ™️ moment

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    Twitter: @sydrempp

    11. This drunk person who was feeling nostalgic:

    Court @TheCaptainCourt

    Millennial drunk texting

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    Twitter: @TheCaptainCourt
    A text thread where one asks, "Do you remember Patar?" which a picture of caveman Patrick from an episode of "SpongeBob"
    Twitter: @TheCaptainCourt / Via Twitter: @TheCaptainCourt

    12. This drunk person who responded to an automated messaging system:

    levi @NuBletRokai

    When companies text me when I’m drunk

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    Twitter: @NuBletRokai

    13. This drunk person who was laughing way too hard:

    Eli @ElijahWJones

    drunk gf texts

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    Twitter: @ElijahWJones

    14. This drunk person who went to a strip club...I think?:

    Jamie-Lee B. @lovejamieleeb

    Don’t text ur friends while drunk lmfao

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    Twitter: @lovejamieleeb

    15. This person who was very opinionated about babies:

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    16. This drunk person who suddenly got very vulnerable:

    Ken Campbell @campbelllken

    It's all fun and games until you get so drunk that you drunk text your dad instead of your roommate

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    Twitter: @campbelllken
    A text where someone says to their dad, "I'm drunk and eating your cheese, but it's all I have left, so I think I'm crying eating the cheese" and then a text that saying "Sorry, i meant to send that to dan"
    Twitter: @campbelllken / Via Twitter: @campbelllken

    17. This drunk person who was very ~poetic~:

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    18. This drunk parent who wanted constant updates from their child:

    Sammy Musgrove @Musgrove_21

    My mom is drunk.. This is annoying af.😒

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    Twitter: @Musgrove_21
    A mom's text saying, "r u ok" and the response saying "yes mom" and immediately another text from the mom saying, "r u ok now"
    Twitter: @Musgrove_21 / Via Twitter: @Musgrove_21

    19. This drunk person who shared a ~fun~ party idea.

    ashley blaine @highwayromantic

    I have no recollection of this but apparently I drunk texted my mom, best friend, and stepfather last night to say we need to watch Titanic

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    Twitter: @highwayromantic
    A family group text where someone suggests thy are way overdue for a "Titanic" viewing party
    Twitter: @highwayromantic / Via Twitter: @highwayromantic

    20. This drunk person who wished their dad a happy birthday:

    liana @lgoldss

    What happens when I drunk text my dad

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    Twitter: @lgoldss

    21. This drunk person who missed their dog:

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    22. This drunk person who wasn't afraid to ask questions:

    ~ jordan ~ @jordan_mort

    last night i drunk texted heinz

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    Twitter: @jordan_mort
    Twitter: @jordan_mort / Via Twitter: @jordan_mort

    23. And this drunk person who had a late-night epiphany:

    A text where someone says, "It's not until now when I'm hella drunk that I realized you're not what I'm looking for, you're the kid who had to ask what a yeast infection was in 8th grade"
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