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This is what happens when you're drunk and forget to take your birth control.
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Hi Pee, nice to meet you.
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Someone @ Playstation!!!
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This sad reality for a fictional creature.
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"Judge. All you want."
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This relatable text convo.
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When your worth depends on market rates. :/
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Drunk people love dog pics! It's a fact!!!
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Write drunk, edit sober. Always.
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"Is this future me?" "No, it's Isabelle."
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When you think Uber's tryna holla.
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"I AM Q GENTLEMEN and I RESPECT WOMEN" sounds like something someone who is neither a gentleman nor respectful of women would drunkenly text.
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This absolutely BRUTAL takedown of a fuccboi.
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And this grandma who clearly knows how to ring in yet another year.
Good luck in 2018, drunk texters!
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