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19 Drunk Texts That Deserve To Be Left On Read

"Is this future me?" "No, it's Isabelle."

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We asked the BuzzFeed Community to submit the funniest drunk texts they've ever sent or received. Here are some of the mst hilaiosj submikjissiokmns.

1. This is what happens when you're drunk and forget to take your birth control.

—katelynk4907bdf96

2. Hi Pee, nice to meet you.

—shannonb44946538a

3. "I'm drunk* *alone."

—rrikeman530

4. "Lol?"

 —torir40a66ce16

5. Someone @ Playstation!!!

 —marykatew43cb8fdad

6. This sad reality for a fictional creature.

 —brelynn

7. "Judge. All you want."

—princessgracetan

8. This relatable text convo.

 —emerya438ff03e0

9. This... sext...?

—mormcg

10. When your worth depends on market rates. :/

—emilye4340ff5fe

11. Drunk people love dog pics! It's a fact!!!

 —emilye4340ff5fe

12. Write drunk, edit sober. Always.

—alixb40fa4db5f

13. "Is this future me?" "No, it's Isabelle."

—madelynh4da386cb1

14. When you think Uber's tryna holla.

—kevinschubert17

15. "I AM Q GENTLEMEN and I RESPECT WOMEN" sounds like something someone who is neither a gentleman nor respectful of women would drunkenly text.

—rachelmw3

16. "THINK AGAIN!"

—minimaddies

17. This absolutely BRUTAL takedown of a fuccboi.

—haleyk426d4a061

18. And this grandma who clearly knows how to ring in yet another year.

—graceb49260d803

Good luck in 2018, drunk texters!

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