How Many Of These Unpopular Marriage Opinions Do You Agree With?
Is there such a thing as "the One"?
Brooklyn-based Pug MILF™. Author of "Who Do the Stars Say You Are?"
Is there such a thing as "the One"?
Fun fact: My full set of nails costs the same as FOUR DRINKS(!!!) on a night out.
*goes to library to read* *stays for the pet rock*
Nobody talk to me for the rest of the day. This has been a warning.
No one-star Yelp reviews coming from me, I reckon!
Celebs — they're just like us!
Chills I tell you...CHILLS!!!
"She started working for a little company called Microsoft in the mid-1980s. She retired at 40."
*overdraws bank account by $99 billion*
"My brother-in-law was approached to be on The Bachelorette. When he told them he was already married, they said it didn’t matter — he wouldn’t be picked, they just needed people to fill out the cast."
"Dead bodies often move on their own and make noises while I'm working on them."
"I worked for a popular pet store chain. We'd take kittens from the local shelter and then charge customers outrageous amounts of money. We also told customers that our puppies were from 'reputable breeders,' but they were all from puppy mills."
"I made friends with the girl my ex had been cheating on me with, and one day, when he least expected it, we Skype called him at the same time. He answered me, so I secretly added her to the call. We yelled at him for hours while he begged us BOTH RESPECTIVELY to take him back."
"When I attended college, I was unaware of how to cleanse myself properly after using the toilet. There was no bidet, and I had never used toilet paper by myself."
Only the strong will survive.
If you wanna get over a guy, just picture him swimming with goggles on.
"I married someone I considered kind of a settle at first. I hadn't had a relationship in over a year and met a woman at a bar and thought, She's pretty enough and I like being around her. The thing is, we grew together, and I have a very successful and happy marriage despite her not initially knocking my socks off. At no point in our relationship was it so bad I didn't want to be in the relationship anymore."
Celebs — they're just like us!