Celebrity·Posted on Feb 17, 2012Twitter Buzz: Andy Cohen's House Of WaxAt least Andy Cohen's self-aware? Plus, Bill Bellamy is confused about birth control and Katie Couric is going on a "tweetcation" with her girlfriends -- whatever that means.by Whitney JeffersonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @marcmaron Where do we hang out once our parents figure out this Twitter thing?— marc maron (@marcmaron) February 17, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BravoAndy Do either of us look lifelike in this picture?? 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This one part of Lamar so emotional holding a Laker jersey. Can't give away 2 much— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) February 17, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chrisbrown Let them be mad!!!! We make music. Don't like it, don't listen! Turn up the music remix is coming soon too! Guess who's on it?— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) February 17, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AlbertBrooks Breaking News: Bayer to make aspirin shaped vibrator.— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) February 17, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @alyankovic Why do they not make urinal PIES?#CakeConspiracy— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) February 17, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @alydenisof My daughter: "Mommy how did the baby get in your belly?"Me: "Uh... ask your Dad"— alyson hannigan (@alydenisof) February 17, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ericwareheim Ordered an Orange Julius at Shopsins. The waiter flipped me off and then machine gunned me cause its a pain to make. 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Twitches, please...— Kevin Pollak (@kevinpollak) February 17, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @rihanna I'm so solid as a rock, they just can't stop me now!— Rihanna (@rihanna) February 17, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @michaelianblack As far as diseases go, Legionnaire's sounds like the classiest.— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 17, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MizzHogan Jamming out to "space jam" in honor of michael jordans bd! Whoop! There it is!— Brooke Hogan (@MizzHogan) February 17, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kellyoxford Ellen DeGeneres would make an amazing Crocodile Dundee.— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) February 17, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jeweljk Just had another guitar lesson. 5 Pentatonic scale positions for each key x 7 keys = a lot of freakin scales!— Jewel (@jeweljk) February 17, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JimGaffigan If you live in a studio apartment with a cat, you might as well say you live in a litter box.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) February 17, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @toddbarry If I see someone at airport holding a guitar & I don't recognize them, I assume they play in a jazz fusion band.— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) February 17, 2012