Amanda Bynes Is Engaged To Be Married

Not to Drake. That story and more in today's gossip roundup!

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Amanda Bynes spoke to In Touch Weekly and told them that she's engaged to a 19-year-old dude named Caleb. Here are some select quotes from Amanda, presented without comment:

"I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f--- them, but I can now say I'm engaged — get away from me."

"I want to be married and I want to be away from people."

"I want boys, for sure. However many I can pop out. I don't want a gorgeous girl around. Then I [would] feel way jealous. Ew."

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Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are expecting their first child together.

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Coco Rocha and her husband James also announced their pregnancy today — but in a cute video.

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Corey Stoll recently got engaged to his girlfriend Nadia Bowers.

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Teresa and Joe Giudice recorded an interview with Andy Cohen the day after their sentencing and it will air on Bravo tonight. In case you forgot, "Tre" was sentenced to 15 months in prison last week and Joe was sentenced to 41.

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#JELENA is so back on: Justin Bieber posted this photo of Selena Gomez kissing his shoulder to his Instagram account over the weekend and subsequently deleted it.

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Oprah supported Lindsay Lohan backstage at her performance in Speed The Plow.

George Clooney and Amal Almuddin bought a big ol' mansion in the English countryside.

Ryan Murphy and David Miller welcomed Ford, their second child together, over the weekend.

Justin Theroux doesn't give a crap about when YOU think he and Jennifer Aniston will get married, okay?

Miss USA Nia Sanchez is engaged to her actor boyfriend Daniel Booko.

Kim Zolciak showed off the before-and-after her "tummy tuck."

Heeeeeere's Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis's brand new baby!

And here's Seth Rogen and James Franco in the nude.