I once saw an old man get on a busy subway with 2 heavy bags. No one offered him their seat and he SAT ON THE FLOOR. I was so furious.

“could of have had”?

The whole time I was scrolling through this, I kept thinking to myself that if that Nic Cage gif isn’t on here, they’ve really screwed this one up.

BUT WHO WON?

Ohhh good I’m not the only one. Robin <3

Religious experience or polar bear dip?

#27
I’m sorry, I just…this is possibly my biggest pet peeve. We didn’t evolve from monkeys, we shared a common ancestor oh, a few million years back. Your argument is invalid.

heart in my throat

Monkeys (and apes) are terrifying.