A: Are you serious? We live in Polar Bear World. SMH.
B: Check out these vocalizations!
B: Singing? Polar bears have no time for singing, they are too busy training for a black belt.
C: Baby walruses are heart-meltingly adorable.
C: Clearly, you were either born without eyes or have never seen a baby polar bear. I hope it's the latter, because if not I am very sorry for making fun of your very serious disability.
I'm sorry about your eyes, or lack thereof.
D: Walruses are super-smooth, and they have diverse taste in music.
D: What's all this about music, again? Sorry, most polar bears are too busy training for their next triathalon.
E: What was that about working out?
Sorry, this walrus was too busy training like a boss to hear you.
E: Sorry, I can't hear you over this GIF of a polar bear being tickled.
F: Walruses are so humble that they're super-embarrassed by birthday celebrations.
F: Polar bears will viciously attack you if you forget to wish them a happy birthday.
G: Walruses are hilarious.
G: Polar bears, despite being what many call "nature's busiest animal," still find time out of their intense training for some fun too.
H: Rob Lowe loves walruses.
H: Polar bears don't need Rob Lowe's charity. They can get drinks on their own. Speaking of drinking, I once saw a polar bear shotgun four beers in a row and eat the cans.
I: Walruses have excellent mustaches.
I: That walrus doesn't look comfortable in his own skin. Polar bears, on the other hand, are so confident in their physical appearance that they spend most of their day taking new Facebook pics.
J: Walruses are passionate lovers.
J: Polar bears are more interested in long-term, committed relationships instead of one-night stands. You can't be too careful these days.
They also love creatures of every species...even walruses.
JUST KIDDING THEY TEAR WALRUSES TO PIECES. PIIIIEEECCESSSS.
K: One more thing: Here's that baby walrus again, snuggling up to one of his friends because his heart is completely full of love and acceptance for all people and other creatures great and small.
K: Have you ever seen a walrus frolic through a field of flowers? Oh, wait? You haven't? That's because walruses can't walk. SORRY, WALRUSES, BUT THESE FLOWERS ARE BEAUTIFUL! Enjoy "swimming" or whatever!
Ooooooh, walruses. Looks like you just got polar burned. Need a hug?