That was the most calm reaction imaginable.

Can we just for a minute talk about The byline for this photo spread? What kind of moron wears a black leather coat as a beach cover-up? Why would anyone want to wear what must be the most swelteringly hot article of clothing to wear in the sun as beach wear?

Look at his enormous feets!!!

That swimsuit bottom looks exceedingly uncomfortable. As though she’s standing with her legs like that because she has the most excruciating front to back wedgie ever known.

Yikes, when I saw the picture for the Family Guide I assumed that the guy was the grandfather of the kids and the father of the woman.

Round 3 = 32,392 points in total!

So far my best has been 27,770 points in total. But one of my 5 in that round was ridiculously difficult. I think I can do better.

“Ralph was not only fond of his father, he admired him - he enjoyed the opportunity of observing him.” - Portrait of a Lady … I would like to pick another book.

I think they’re all just too huge. While I think they each have a potential to be interesting I think it would be better to go with a lesser known actress (preferably a ginger one.)
I’m not sure who I could see as an alternative. What about someone like Katherine Parkinson?

They clearly mixed up the yes and no boxes on #22. If they have to compensate with trendy graphic design you’re guaranteed it will taste like crap.