“windows open makes no difference” citation? If we’re on a road trip and need to stop at a store along the way, we’ll leave our dogs in the car, but with the windows open ~10” + the sunroof completely open. That said, if it were an unbearably hot day, one of us would stay in the car w/it running.
Garry Monk - same pic
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1. Do you dab your penis after peeing? Like does it continue to drip a little? Dab, no. Dribble, yes. More to do w/muscles relaxing.
2. Do you look at other men’s dicks in urinals? Only if it’s an unfortunate accident.
3. Do you get stage fright while peeing? Yes, but I think I’m in the minority.
4. Is sword-fighting with your dicks really a thing? Wut.
5. Why do you adjust yourself in public? Just think about putting on pants, then shoving extra stuff into the crotch area. Those Wrangler U-shaped commercials ain’t for nothin.
6. How often do you masturbate? ~3x/mo?
7. Do you even really like hand jobs or do you just think about how much better you are at doing it yourself? The latter, for sure. More of the promise of a blowjob.
8. Do you ever helicopter your dick? No.
9. Does your dick tend to hang towards a specific side? Yes. My theory is masturbation technique influences this.
10. When you get a boner do you tuck it up into your waist band? Sometimes. Mostly just to try to kill it off.
11. If yes, is that up-and-tuck harder to do in jeans? More painful?
12. Have you ever thought about putting your dick on something that belongs to your enemy to be like, “fuck you.” No.
13. How hard is it to aim into the toilet? Sober? Simple.
14. Why do you leave the seat up? I don’t.
15. How liberating is it to be able to pee wherever you want? I’ve seen plenty of women pee wherever they want.
16. Do you ever take pictures of your own dick just to see what it looks like on camera? No.
17. When you send a dick pic do you take multiple shots to get the right angle/picture? See above.
18. If you’re not interested in someone will you string them along just to get laid? No, I wouldn’t.
19. Do you actually abide by the 3-day texting rule after a date? No, I never did.
20. When texting, do you analyze what you’re going to say or just go for it? No filter.
21. When you say you’re “emotionally damaged” are you actually or do you just not like the person you’re seeing enough? I’ve never said that.
22. If you shave your face does the hair grow back thicker? The actual individual hairs do, yes.
23. How do you know what’s ~en vogue~ for your hair down there? I don’t like to floss while I eat, & I wouldn’t ask my wife do anything I wouldn’t do myself.
24. If you shave down there, is it hard to shave around everything? No shaving. Just trimming.
25. Do you and your friends compare sizes? No.
26. Have you ever masturbated into a sock? No.
27. How bad is it REALLY to get hit in the balls? Pretty f’ing bad. Incapacitating for at MINIMUM 5mins.
28. If you could compare the pain to something, what would you compare it to? Electrical shock?
29. Do you show texts from people you like to your friends to get advice? Yes, I would.
30. When showing pictures of people you like to your friends, do you try and find the best possible picture or just use whatever you find first? The latter.
31. Will you wait to text someone to play hard-to-get? No. Just scatterbrained.
32. WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHAT YOU’RE THINKING? Ditto.
Response to 11 Responses To Pet Names Every Woman Needs:
To be fair, I refer to everyone as either dudes or chicks.
Response to 19 Dogs For Anyone Who’s A Little Bit Sad:
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“Hmmm… ok.” << majority of TWD fans. There are always going to be a vocal minority; and sensationalist headlines to exploit them.
Response to The Ultimate ’80s Movies Poll:
DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME CHOOSE
srsly read that as “old man pubes” for a hot sec.
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