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- Big lists of what they *don't* want in a partner with no indication of (a) what they *do* want, or (b) what they personally are like - Complaining about being on dating apps. I sympathise as I don't like them either, but when it's in the profile they're usually jaded enough that… Read More

I don't know what it is about cinemas that make them such an aphrodisiac for some people, but not only have I caught people having sex in screens, I've also been sweeping under seats between showings and found used condoms. I'm begging people to just do it in the bathroom if you… Read More

My mum was told to drink half pints of Guinness for the iron when she was pregnant with me...in 1990/1 😂

Technically it was day three but I hope it counts: I got hit by a car driven by a parent in the car park during PE. It became the thing I was known for the entire seven years I was there - especially because my mum complained and made them reduce the car parking capacity so teachers… Read More

Two weeks before our wedding, he told me that once I was his wife, he expected me to do all the housework. I told him I absolutely would not, and he responded by telling me that he'd never loved me and was only with me because he was afraid he couldn't get anyone else. The next day… Read More

An entire box of hot dogs had gone off. They were in date, but still green and fuzzy. The manager made me find the non-fuzzy ones to sell. Profile: don't buy a goddamned hot dog in a movie theater

In our later teens my parents decided to allow my sister and I to bring our boyfriends with us on a family holiday. She’d been seeing hers several months, I’d been with mine about three years. Instead of telling me he didn’t want to come, my boyfriend came along and dumped me two… Read More

Plain, normal clothes. Sometimes I just want a black t-shirt or normal jeans, and I'll think I've found it in women's clothes only to pick it up and it has bejewelled writing on it or something. Wardrobe staples are consistently available in men's! I'll shrink it in the wash to wear.… Read More

So many options. This is based on working in a cinema and a chain cafe: Click at you to get your attention Not want your opinion even when they've *specifically* said they don't understand something or don't know what they want Customer: I want a coffee Me: Sure! What kind of coffee Customer:… Read More

Perhaps one day there will be a man who will stand up to the teasing to love me, too ? I don't understand why the tone of this article isn't "wtf dude why do you talk about being attracted to your smoking hot wife like it's some sort of burden"