From a girl who was born in the Cape Cod Hospital: CHILL THE F OUT. Do you never go on vacation? Do you never go ANYWHERE ELSE, where you, the minute you enter, become a tourist? We’re all tourists somewhere, and I like that some people find our home to be beautiful and entertaining enough to enjoy it. I have an incredibly strong feeling that you’re one of those people that never left the Cape. Trust me, you shouldn’t brag about that.