DHS officials visited a Kansas City intimate apparel boutique Monday after the store created panties with a KC Royals-inspired design. Insert obligatory panty raid joke: here.
In case you didn’t know, Keyboard Cat is running for President. His latest campaign ad is a dig at Clint Eastwood’s “The Empty Chair Is Obama” speech at the RNC. Journalistically, I think the ad’s message, while important, is a bit too esoteric to connect with today’s voters.
Remember when someone made that supercut video of Mad Men’s Don Draper saying “What?” 47 times? This is the Mariah Carey edition where she talks about her Home Shopping clothing line.
Watch as he runs right into your heart.
I wonder if she considered the possibility that she’d flip over with her scooter several times in a truly epic fail right in front of a security camera and confused onlookers? At least she walked away from it. Actually, I can’t believe no one’s tried this where I work. Yet.
First, blog about it, attracting media attention to the issues you face as a corporate yoga instructor. Second, give a picture of your roommate’s cat eating your termination papers to the San Francisco Chronicle when they do a story on you. Third, celebrate your Internet win.
I’m glad that librarians are free and no longer suffering from gluten allergies, too, Sarah, but I don’t think Gaddafi had anything to do with it. Ok, so this is a parody account, but still, I could totally see her saying this.
When memes collide. The Overly Attached Girlfriend girl does a fanvideo of Carly Rae Jepson’s “Call Me Maybe” song, complete with her own lyrics that achieve a new level of crazy on the stalker girlfriend scale.
The three grandmas who watched Kim Kardashian’s sex tape are back. This time they take on the kinky content in the erotic novel, “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Spoiler: the grandmas were not fans of the books BDSM “contracts.”
A Scottish 9 year old named Martha has just had a ban on her school cafeteria food blog “Never Seconds” lifted, after a Twitter firestorm. She was banned for taking pictures of her lunch — after her blog drew attention to how much overpriced school cafeteria food can suck.
This was a terrible idea.
The sun had its own beauty mark today named Venus. Don’t know if Cindy ever gave hers a name.
There aren’t any bears or babushka’s clutching AK-47s, but this short video panning across a Russian street still packs a few inexplicable moments of WTF.
Eduard Khil, known to the Internet world as the Trololo Man, is in critical condition after suffering a stroke which caused “irreversible brain damage” according to Russian news site RT.com. The 77 year old is in a coma and even with surgery the outcome looks uncertain. (via twitter user @TwisterNed)
Six species of monkeys were given six kinds of synthesizers to see if one of them could be the next electro-pop superstar. Created as a promo video for the Volt Swedish Electronic Music Festival by Håkan Lidbo, the experiment proves that monkeys and synths go together almost as well as ketchup and chocolate. All the same, that baboon that eats the Casio might still have a shot at fame. [ed. note: Sloths aren’t monkeys, but everything else about this is cool]
These dogs play the “Flea Waltz” on their piano by listening to their trainer’s whistle and matching the pitches on the keyboard. They’re definitely doing better than some of the nine year olds I’ve taught piano.
Wombats are an Australian Marsupial. Francois Hollande is the newly-elected President of France. He has great faces—just like these wombats.
An older lady presents some pretty outlandish “facts” about gays and lesbians in this Lincoln, Nebraska city council meeting considering an LGBT protection ordinance. The younger guy behind her has some great faces, but I really lost it when the older lady on the right looses her composure.
Happy Caturday de Mayo, everyone!
This inspiring performance by a talented orphan on the show “Korea’s Got Talent” may leave you with a little something in your eye.