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One Man's Heartbreaking Farewell To His Sexy Winter Beard

Beard regrets, I have a few.

Gavin Hill spent the past year growing out a lush, gorgeous beard, but he knew that it was time to move on.

GAVIN. WHAT. NO.
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GAVIN. WHAT. NO.

So the Regina, Saskatchewan, native began the painful process of saying goodbye.

He recalled some of the beard's fondest memories. Like cradling pens in its warm tresses.

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And catching delicious Mini-Wheats.

He gave it one last brush.

And one final swipe of the comb.

He delicately twirled his manly 'stache.

So devilishly handsome!
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So devilishly handsome!

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And cried a single sweet tear.

And then it was time for the REAPING.

"I wanted to see what kind of face was underneath that beard. I had forgotten what I looked like," the 21-year-old told BuzzFeed Life. "Needless to say I was not impressed with what I found."

Hill was also hoping it would improve his dating life.

"People love to look at the beard, but not many like to kiss," he said.
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"People love to look at the beard, but not many like to kiss," he said.

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Though he soon came to regret that decision.

"I'd take beard over sex any day," says Hill, who clearly has his priorities straight.

"It's like I cut off my identity. I long to be a lumbersexual again."

Oh Gavin.

Please never forsake your beautiful beard again.

Sincerely, The World.

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