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I wish my life was a show I want to see playbacks of my cringe

Freaks 1923. The movie isn’t all that confusing but how they turned that lady into a chicken still messes with me.

Switch it to what ever name you want story still stands. I once met a white woman named shaquita you can use that if Linda is too whitewashed of a name.

I’m the only black person. I’m also chronically single. So every time a black guy in my age group comes in they say, “he looked nice, good looking too, why didn’t you say something?”

“That’s not your real hair?” Yea Linda like there’s special pills just for black people that can take us from TWA to 30 inches of real ness. “but it looks so real, it even has a part? Can you take it off so I can see how you do it?” No, Linda, just stop.

NYX all the way.

That time won't give me time. And time makes a lover feel if they have something real. But and me we know that we have nothing but time. But time won't give me time.

When we first moved to GA we didn't encounter many people with the country twang. One day we turn on the news and a man got shot during an argument over a hot dog. But the part that stuck out the most to us was the victims sister screaming, "A HAT-DAWG, he was shot over a HAT-DAWG."… Read More

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" I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them." - Andy Bernard (The Office US)