Crimes are no joke, but every so often you'll hear about a scandal that is so silly, it's hard to believe it's true.

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Like this guy, who's kind of an inspiration:

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Or this woman, who makes you surprised you've never been arrested for all the Beyoncé you blast on a daily basis:

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This dude, who needs a stern talking to:

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And this guy, who really thought he had a great idea:

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There are plenty of hilarious, weird, or downright unnecessary crime stories, so tell us: What's the weirdest one you've heard of?

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