Yeni Sleidi
23-year-old living in Brooklyn. Illustrator of Goo Prone comics, and Co-founder of
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  • All the Times I Thought I’d Die, But Didn’t

    I spent most of last year living in Miami — crowned the seventh most dangerous city in the country, with the #1 basketball team (woo!) — so reading about the Florida Man’s fuckery wasn’t funny, because he was my neighbor. Sometimes I couldn’t even walk home without fearing that I was going to fall into a sinkhole and land inside of someone’s torture chamber. And on top of living in the WTF state, I repeatedly made decisions that put me in nerve-racking situations, like that one time that I picked up a hitchhiker who had just been released from jail. So it’s truly a wonder that I survived 2013. Here’s a list of the times when I believed I was going to die, but didn’t:

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  • It’s Not A Shark, So Don’t Freak Out

    It’s Shark Week, and with it comes the reminder that we haven’t monopolized the ocean. Yeah, there are creatures in it that are three times your size and will tear you to pieces like a meat grinder. But in the last 400 years there have only been 36 fatal shark attacks in the United States. So before you incite a panic by hollering for help, make sure that the shark who wrapped its teeth around your ankle isn’t actually a six-pack yoke. Disclaimer: if you’re lollygagging around Australia’s beaches, you’re eventually going to be attacked by a shark, so disregard this list and swim for the shore because that was definitely a great white that grazed your thigh.

    Yeni Sleidi a year ago respond

  • Emo Revival In 8 Tracks

    In 2001, Myspace and Photobucket tarnished the term emo. But in recent years, a few bands have tried to restore it to what it meant back when the Kinsella brothers were moniker-hopping and belting out melodically blithe songs about cookie hearts and muddy slush. Here’s a list of ten tracks that best echo the 90s.

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