1. FACT: Walt Jr. is super hot.
2. Yes, he eats breakfast all the time.
3. Yes, it’s all he thinks about.
4. But like whatever, I’m totally DTF with that because breakfast is the shit. It’s delicious.
5. And just an FYI. You are not creepy. He is 21 now. He can legally drink alcohol in the United States. Bye, haters.
6. And you guys, that chest hair. Aghhh. I’m dying.
7. And this picture. I’m dying.
9. OK I’M A FUCKING CORPSE. DEAL WITH IT.
12. And now I’m back alive. It’s magic. You’re magic.
13. Real talk: his smile though.
14. And his serious expression.
15. And his pure anger.
20. He’s also smart and brilliant and a businessman.
23. Also “good.”
24. You guys, he’s just adorable.
25. THE WAY HE LOOKS IN A TUX.
26. Lol this suit.
27. THIS EXPRESSION.
28. THAT EXPRESSION.
29. ALL OF THE EXPRESSIONS.
30. I’m dying again.
31. Can’t breathe.
33. And I’m corpsed.*
*Just made that word up.
34. Also here’s another good thing. He looks like a young George Clooney.
35. OK you’re hot. Bye from the grave!
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