Left the tv remote...in the freezer...twice. Lost it for daaaays at each time. Now my husband checks the freezer first every time it goes missing. Eleven years he's been doing this.
And our ability to progress. We started with with an idea - albeit an incomplete idea - but we've accomplished so much in a short time. We keep working to make that idea whole, and I firmly believe that no matter what the election invites over the next four years, that we'll eventually…Â
Our land diversity! We have beaches, varied mountain ranges, the Plains, rainforests (The PNW- check it!), deserts, marshlands, GIANT evergreen forests, glacier parks, volcanos, meteor craters, the Grand Canyon - and a great many of them are federally protected, so that future generations…Â
Read: Everyone is terrible all the time. But it's pretty fucking funny. I still enjoy All in the Family, and Archie Bunker is a racist misogynist POS. Taxi is still one of my favs, even though Louie DePalma's total disregard for anything about Elaine Nardo besides her T&A goes…Â
A marble rolling pin. It sounds absurd, and it isn't cheap (about 50 bucks), but you never ever have to worry about overworking your dough again. Since it's heavy, it's incredibly easy to roll out even portions of dough the first time. Also, if you're ambushed while baking, you have…Â
The god-damned awful Grudge. That movie was abysmal, save for the creeping corner darkness that killed everyone. But apparently, that's all I needed to ruin bedtime forever. I'm 30, and I STILL have to convince myself that the corner shadows aren't getting bigger. I hate you, The…Â
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