I was cooking dinner and my 18month old comes up next to me with the large kitchen machete that he carried across our freshly mopped floor and then before I could react attempts to "hammer" the chair with it.
"We don't lick other people balls." At my husbands work picnic out loud. My toddler was picking some of the basketballs of the coworkers and licking and chewing all of them.
Vinegar and lemon essential oil is a great cleaning product and only a ninny would use toothpaste silver. Talk to REAL grandmas before making things up silly.
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