In 7th grade, a friend gave me 2 cigarettes in the back of the choir room. I was in my “fake bad girl” phase so I took them but threw them away right after class. The next day, I was called into the guidence counseler’s office and asked if I had been given cigarettes. I said yes, but let him know that I had thrown them away almost immediately. I got 2 days of Saturday school because I didn’t lie. I should have lied.
It’s a pun…
My older sister (by 15 years) sent me a card when I “became a woman.”
- sarahk64 "Which Beatle Are You?"
Response to The 50 Funniest Celebrity Quotes Of The 2000s:
The Chris Martin quote was actually from Extras. He was parodying himself.
How did they not mention when they had Barney tell the peanut butter and jam joke to accommodate Alyson Hannigan’s maternity leave? That was the best part of them covering her pregnancy.
Response to 24 Ways You Know You Went To Community College:
I commuted an hour one way, three days a week to attend my alma mater CC. I think I should have gotten extra credit just for working harder to get there.
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