This is why you never promise crazy a second date. Apparently these texts came after just one night out, and dear lord, you must admire (wait, no I meant back away slowly without making direct eye contact) that sort of persistence.
Time to flex that humor muscle. Your brain, of course.
I’m a grown woman, and I still want some of these.
How did our parents even raise us without this stuff?
A good documentary will expand your mind and make you feel a variety of emotions — and very often, that means a lot of tears. WARNING: While the most graphic images have been blurred out, some of the following images are very upsetting.
Why listen to one song when you can listen to 68 of them mashed together?
Bet you can’t get through this post without putting something on your wish list.
Why is everything in the world so much cuter when it’s in miniature?
Because bras, stockings, and high heels are damn far from perfect.