1. When you get out of a Friday night obligation that you were dreading:
when people cancel plans and u didnt wanna go anyway
2. When you roll into brunch with your friends and you're the only one NOT dying:
3. When you finally decide to go out for once, and this happens and ruins your night before it even starts:
4. Or this happens, which is a reminder of why you don't like to go out in the first place:
5. When you've mastered the art of the Irish Exit:
6. When not going out keeps your finances in order:
7. When your idea of going out is really just making plans and then canceling them:
8. When this is your idea of everlasting love:
9. When this is your go-to response to "Hey, wanna go out Saturday night?":
10. When your idea of turning up is opening a second bottle of wine when you're marathoning SVU on the couch:
11. When you basically have a Rolodex of excuses of why to not go out:
12. When you've had to fake being disappointed about plans falling through:
13. When you finally DO get out of your shell and go out with friends, and this happens:
14. When you try to be manipulative about making plans and it backfires on you:
15. When you realize not leaving your house is actually ALWAYS the best decision:
16. When your friends pull a fast one on you and you have to bust out a hot outfit:
17. Or when you put ALL that effort in, only to show up at your friend's and this happens:
When you and your friend are ready to go out but he doesn't even bother changing
18. When staying in really, really has its benefits:
19. When the drama starts to unfold on group chat:
20. And then when you unfortunately do end up going out with the crew, it's mad awk:
21. When this is your perfect weekend night:
22. When you have to ghost your own friends socially:
23. And finally, when you have no one to be mad at except yourself:
