O come all ye faithful. Ye Ken Noo! Ye gods and little fishes.

Not disappointed? As many others have said, adjust for inflation and population and your statistics go upside down. How is Big Bang something that geeks don’t like? I love Big Bang even more than Firefly. Buzzfeed staff be trollin’ again.

I effing know that effing Louis C.K. is just effing saying what every effing kid is effing saying on the effing streets today. But what the eff does he effing say when he effing hits his effing thumb with the effing hammer? There’s effing nothing left to effing say that hasn’t been effing said a million effing times.

Sir Ian, may I have this dance?
Terribly sorry, Karl, I’m afraid my heart belongs to another…
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(1) Blonde girl with bangs = OMG totes Taylor Swift lookalike!
(2) I thought they only got violent at soccer - oops - football games in the UK.

“Very bored-looking”? She just looks cool and laid back to me.

Indiana Jones, Sonny Crockett and George Michael had the best length for facial hair. Any longer puts a guy somewhere between homeless man and terrorist.

I don’t want to care, but all the hate makes me root for her in some strange way.

Taco Bell: Shut up and take my money!

Yeah, well, ya know, that’s just, like, uh … your opinion, man.