Reddit.
Kate Upton.
Bow ties.
Bioshock Infinite.
David Foster Wallace.
Mansplaining Bitcoins.
Texting the letter "k."
Fantasy sports teams for sports they would never ever play.
The Wire.
Going to EDM shows so they can quasi-ironically grind.
Android phones.
Boat shoes.
Redtube.
Ray-Bans.
American Apparel tri-blend V-necks.
Game of Thrones.
These boots:
Brewing their own beer.
Louis CK.
Jorts.
