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17 Splendidly Funny Misheard Lyrics, According To Vine

“Let’s hear it for New Yoooooork – concrete jungle, wet dream tomato.” You’ll need to turn the sound up for this, but it’s worth it.

1. Jay Z and Alicia Keys – “Empire State of Mind”

What it sounds like: “In New York, concrete jungle, wet dream, tomato…”

What it actually is: “In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made, oh… “

2. Leona Lewis – “Bleeding Love”

What it sounds like: “You call me your banana…”

What it actually is: “You cut me open and I…”

3. Beyoncé – “Drunk in Love”

What it sounds like: “I’m a dragon, I’m a dragon…”

What it actually is: “I’ve been drinking, I’ve been drinking…”

4. Iggy Azalea – “Fancy”

What it sounds like: “I’m so fancy, can’t you taste this goat…”

What it actually is: “I’m so fancy, can’t you taste this gold…”

5. Sleeping With Sirens – “Alone”

What it sounds like: ”Could you check my balls for me, to see if I’m alive…”

What it actually is: “Could you check my pulse for me, to see if I’m alive…”

6. Rihanna – “Stay”

What it sounds like: ”I won’t chew the steak…”

What it actually is: “I want you to stay…”

7. DJ Khaled – “All I Do Is Win”

What it sounds like: “I can never get it up…”

What it actually is: “I can never get enough…”

8. Shakira – “Whenever, Wherever”

What it sounds like: ”Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with my knees…”

What it actually is: “Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains…”

9. Frank Ocean – “Super Rich Kids”

What it sounds like: ”Slap my dick upon the roof…”

What it actually is: “Start my day up on the roof…”

10. Duffy – “Mercy”

What it sounds like: ”I’m begging you for birdseed…”

What it actually is: “I’m begging you for mercy…”

11. Kelly Clarkson – “Because of You”

What it sounds like: ”Because of you I never stray too far from the salad bowl…”

What it actually is: “Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk…”

12. Robin Thicke – “Blurred Lines”

What it sounds like: “Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica?”

What it actually is: “Baby can you breathe, I got this from Jamaica…”

13. Ray Parker Jr – “Ghostbusters”

What it sounds like: ”Those bastards!”

What it actually is: “Ghostbusters!”

14. Daft Punk – “Get Lucky”

What it sounds like: ”Throw up on Mexicans…”

What it actually is: “We’re up all night to get…”

15. Eric Carmen – “All By Myself”

What it sounds like: “Obama’s elf…”

What it actually is: “All by myself…”

16. R Kelly – “Ignition”

What it sounds like: “Trying to get you to hump a potato…”

What it actually is: “Trying to get you to a hotel…”

17. Avril Lavigne – “Complicated”

What it sounds like: “Honestly you promised me I’m never gonna find your bacon…”

What it actually is: “Honestly you promised me I’m never gonna find you fake it…”

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Patrick Smith is the UK media editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
 
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