A pilot is dead and the plane is going down. There are four people- a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a little boy- but only three parachutes. The doctor says,
"I save lives for a living!", grabs a parachute and jumps. The lawyer says, "I'm the smartest man in the world!", grabs…Â
Dude, shut the f*ck up. I love Chipotle. Becca loves Chipotle. And no one here gives a flying f*ck if don't. Either take the quiz and shut up or move your a** to Mexico. I'm sure the trip down there would be shorter than your explanations
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