Kate Winslet are JRM are perfect already.

And people wonder why I thought Austin, TX was soooo conservative when I moved to Texas for school…

#15, agree, BUT next time at the movies with a LOW ICE PLEASE DIET COKE, make a straw out of your smuggled in from 7-11 Red Vines (Twizzlers SUCK) and drink. You’re welcome.

Testify, sistah

Agreed. Same for green beans, unless you are my mother-in-law. Yuck. And why no time for sauteed potatoes?? Home fries, hello??

Wore two different, but similar, shoes to work. It was dark in the closet, one was brown, one was black. So embarrassed I went home and changed.

# 20 and #16 are sweet! Must prevent dog from using sand as personal toilet though…

Harry Quatch

That’s not lettuce. Lettuce barely exists in Rossiya. That would a cabbage hat, pizda.

Those ain’t aspens, they’re birches, bitches. Russia. блядь.