4. He rides public transportation.
5. He gets an annual physical.
I know, I know—I can’t believe he’s mortal either.
7. He occasionally partakes in a casual game of badminton.
10. He appreciates the aromas of nice teas.
13. He beholds the beauty of nature.
14. He goes skiing with his buddies.
15. He chuckles over amusing books with his colleagues.
16. He likes a good game of hockey.
17. He pouts.
18. He goes for joyrides with a friend.
20. He has tea dates with his cohorts.
21. He makes derpy faces.
23. He gives flowers to ladies.
24. He dines with everyday families.
25. He decides which beer to order at bars.
26. He sheds human tears.
28. He lights candles sometimes.
29. He has fun in sleds.
30. He rides shotgun.
31. AND HE CUDDLES PUPPIES.
- Donald Trump accused former Miss Universe Alicia Machado of being in a sex tape, calling her "disgusting." He's appeared in a softcore porn.
- The hair vitamins promoted by the Kardashians make "largely inaccurate" nutrient claims, according to lab tests.
- In a newly released video deposition, Trump implied he planned to call Mexicans "rapists" when he announced his presidential run.