1. He did NOT emerge from the womb as a 40-year-old macho Russian bad guy.
2. He was once a foxy young man.
3. He coyly flirted with girls.
4. He rides public transportation.
5. He gets an annual physical.
6. He eats Asian fare.
7. He occasionally partakes in a casual game of badminton.
8. He has a wife and child.
9. He enjoys ice cream cones on warm days.
10. He appreciates the aromas of nice teas.
11. He lovingly caresses majestic horses.
12. He fills up the tank when it's empty.
13. He beholds the beauty of nature.
14. He goes skiing with his buddies.
15. He chuckles over amusing books with his colleagues.
16. He likes a good game of hockey.
17. He pouts.
18. He goes for joyrides with a friend.
19. He admires cute baby chickens.
20. He has tea dates with his cohorts.
21. He makes derpy faces.
22. He plays the piano.
23. He gives flowers to ladies.
24. He dines with everyday families.
25. He decides which beer to order at bars.
26. He sheds human tears.
27. He poses next to Aspen trees.
28. He lights candles sometimes.
29. He has fun in sleds.
30. He rides shotgun.
31. AND HE CUDDLES PUPPIES.
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