It gets right on my fucking tits when people say, "ooh, it's a lack of vocabulary". Fuck that, I have a degree in comparative literature and I still swear all the fucking time. I once attended a training course and we all had to get up and talk about words that offended us. Well ,…Â
I've never understood why so many women see Darcy as their beau ideal. The man is an arse. It's a real "get in, there" moment when Lizzie tells him to bugger off when he proposes "in spite" of her awful family. She should have stuck to her guns. Now don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan…Â
12/12 but then again I am Scottish so ah'd huv hud a pure beamer if ah'd goat ony less, ken? I only moved back here last year after living in the States so it's nice to be able to use my natural speaking voice again as opposed to sounding "like Helena Bonham Carter on crack" as my…Â
According to Roger's Profanisaurus, a cockwomble is actually someone who will shag anyone. It comes from the line in the theme song to the 1970s kid's programme The Wombles which talks about "making use of the things that the everyday folk leave behind"
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