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What Does Your Name Say About Your Future?

You'll meet the love of your life via work and instantly hit it off. After years of a tumultuous relationship, the two of you will tie the knot at a destination wedding and go on to have eight children. EIGHT! One of them will be a model and the other seven will form a world-famous a cappella group.

8 kids and an a cappella group

After several failed relationships, you'll meet The One when you least expect to. Sparks will fly. Your new boo will be a musical genius and will propose to you via a custom-written song about you. A video of the proposal will rake in 11 million hits on YouTube and propel you to fame. You'll have six children, all future pop stars. Beyoncé will volunteer to be their collective godmother.

true love and a viral video

You're a career-oriented go-getter but at some point, you'll meet someone who makes you give it all up. The love of your life (whom you'll meet while you're both waiting in line at a government office waiting to renew your passports) will be an incorrigible traveller and will convince you to quit your job and travel the world with nothing but backpacks and love. Bon voyage!

love, money & a world tour

Um. Hi. Hello there. I just wanted to let you know: You're amazing. And gorgeous. And special. And interesting and important and kind. That said, you're also picky as hell so you'll most likely grow old surrounded by 27 cats and a few indoor plants, probably cacti. Sorry. I love you. Really.

27 cats and dying alone

Work will take you abroad where, free from the watch of your conservative and protective family, you'll have all sorts of steamy sex with all sorts of exotic strangers. Congratulations! One of them will stick around and make you breakfast the next morning and a month later, you'll be married. Your parents will hate your new spouse but they'll love the 12 children you have together.

a foreign bae in foreign lands

You work hard and it shows. In the next couple of years, your career will blow up beyond your wildest expectations. You'll be loaded – fancy cars, foreign vacays, and a mansion, woohoo! You'll be famous – Ellen wants you on her show, Comedy Central wants to roast you, Kim Kardashian sends you WhatsApp forwards! But alas, in nurturing your wallet you forgot to nurture your heart. Enjoy your spoils. Alone :(

MONEY, FAME, CRIPPLING LONELINESS

Whether you love or hate social media right now, there will come a point in your life when you are a veritable 100% Twitter addict. Shortly thereafter, you'll notice one account in particular retweeting you on the daily. You'll slide into those DMs, set up a date, and then meet the love of your life. Together, your Klout score is sky-high and your influencer status is unstoppable. You'll have three children and you'll name them Hashtag, RT, and Fav. #Aww.

a Twitter romance and a kid called Hashtag

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but things aren't gonna be fun for you. After several failed relationships, your parents will get impatient for grandkids and arrange your marriage to a business tycoon who owns three flats in Dubai and a boat called Honey Singh. Your honeymoon will be in Bangkok and your first child will be born nine months later in Mumbai. Your mother-in-law will plan elaborate pranks to pull on you every week and also steal all your money. Sorry.

an arranged marriage and a lot of pranks

Most people get lucky to find ONE true love and here you are with four. Time after time, you'll meet a perfect person, marry them, and then get a divorce. The last of your four marriages will be with an engineer who's designed a prototype for a game-changing urinal. The urinal design will be so massively popular that you'll both be billionaires. You'll have three children and you'll name them Latrine, Commode, and Pot.

4 weddings and a urinal

You'll be walking out of your apartment complex one morning, and obviously you'll be preoccupied taking selfies for Snapchat. Simultaneously, a sweet Tamilian named Selvam will be doing the same. Since neither of you is responsible or careful or observant, you'll ram face-first into one another. For 70 years to come, you'll consider that your first kiss. You'll take a #CouplesSelfie every morning and your Instagram account will go viral for being so cute.

selfies, Selvam, and selflessness

First of all, hey ;) You're stunning. Has anyone ever told you you're stunning? Like, your face is next level. Your bod is on an even higher level than your face. And DON'T EVEN get me started on that personality. The long and short of your future is this: Your career will go to shit, you'll be broke pretty much forever, your family will hate you at some point, buuuuuut you'll always have your charm and attractiveness and will probably set a world record for Most Sex Had By Any Human Ever. What're you doing later? Wanna hang? What's up? Heyyyy ;)

SO MUCH SEX, HOLY SHIT

Your life seems pretty boring right now, doesn't it? You wake up, do the same old shit every day, and go back to bed. You set eight alarms and snooze seven of them. The most exhilarating thing that ever happens to you is low battery on your phone. WELL, WELL. That is ALL about to change. An unforeseeable internet scandal will propel you to fame and you'll get invited to participate in a Big Brother-style reality TV show. THERE, you'll fall in love with a fellow contestant and have a shotgun wedding ON NATIONAL TV. You'll have 18 children, all Mensa-certified geniuses, and you'll finally earn your parents's love! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

reality TV and an unreal romance

Even if politics is the furthest thing from your mind right now, some run-ins with local officials will pique your interest in joining politics. Fast forward a few years: YOU'RE PRESIDENT! During your political ascent, you'll get an endorsement from India's topmost supermodel and you'll fall deeply in love. You'll have a gorgeous wedding, four kids, and a happily ever after. KILLIN' IT, BRO.

political drama and a supermodel spouse

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