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Are You A Fluent Scottish Twitter Speaker?

There's Scots, and then there's Scottish Twitter.

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  1. 1. Can Jordan jog?

    Twitter: @jordansc0tt
    Yes, Jordan can jog a significant distance.
    No, Jordan can't jog.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Jordan canny even jog the length of his own boaby. Even if he had a massive boaby that still wouldn't be very far.

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  2. 2. What is Kendra on about?

    Twitter: @r0manceisb0ring
    She doesn't care what she looks like when she's sweating her make-up aff in the gym.
    She doesn't care what she looks like when she's drunk AF and dancing in a club.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kendra gives zero fucks what she looks like when she's MWI at the dancin'.

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  3. 3. What's KH's opinion on dogs?

    Twitter: @chibbed
    She appreciates dogs, and admires their restraint.
    She dislikes dogs because they do shites on the carpet.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Dugs could chew your face off, but all they actually do is ruin the inside of your house, which is heavy sound of them. Thanks, dugs.

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  4. 4. Why is Lauren upset?

    Twitter: @lornmarshall
    She's supposed to be going out, but has to stay in and eat STEW.
    She's hungover AF and she wants a pizza, not fucking stew.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Lauren is far too hingin' to eat her mum's stew. It'll make her pull a whitey.

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  5. 5. What is Gary describing here?

    An event that, while not ideal, at least had a silver lining.
    The worst thing that's ever happened to him by far.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Some bastart pinched the half-full bottle of MD 20/20 that Gary stashed at the club, but left him the full one. Some heroes don't wear capes.

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  6. 6. What's Spud in love with?

    Twitter: @rinocolucci
    Ecstasy.
    The car from Ghostbusters.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Spud loves the ecto. He disnae even hae a burd!

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  7. 7. How does Lisa feel about Amy Poehler?

    Twitter: @notrubasil
    She thinks Amy's hoodie antics are hi-LAR-ious.
    She thinks A-Poe is embarrassing.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Amy, you're giving Lisa a riddy and she's heavy embarrassed. Gonnae no dae that.

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  8. 8. How does Kendra feel about the DILF in her work?

    Twitter: @r0manceisb0ring
    She thinks he's attractive.
    She thinks he's grim.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Aye, she thinks he's gorgeous, and she's got the massive beamer to prove it.

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  9. 9. Why is Allan's maw a daftie?

    Twitter: @allanmaxwell_
    Because she thinks she'll forget her Sky PIN.
    Because she thinks Anonymous watch Corrie.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Allan's maw thinks that the contents of her Sky+HD box is mair interestin' than Wikileaks.

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  10. 10. What are folk going to be asking Johnny tomorrow?

    Twitter: @nataliecooper__
    Who he's been kissing.
    Who he's been shagging.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Johnny's been winchin' yer maw. So bolt, ya rocket.

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  11. 11. What does Allan think of Diego Costa?

    Twitter: @allanmclean9
    He's the kind of guy who'd drug your mate's gran at a funeral.
    He's the kind of guy who'd headbutt your mate's gran at a party.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Allan isny a fan of Diego Costa :(.

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  12. 12. And finally, what did Shiv do?

    Twitter: @radicalshivv
    A bad sex thing.
    A bad food thing.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You dinny want tae eat a whole munchie box after a night oot, Shiv. Naebdy needs that many pakoras.

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Are You A Fluent Scottish Twitter Speaker?

clueless about Scottish Twitter

You dinny understand much Scottish Twitter at all, which is a shame as you're pure missing oot. Maybe you should sign up for a course or something?

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fluent in Scottish Twitter

You understand quite a lot of Scottish Twitter, which is good as it's a pure deid brilliant part of the internet.

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Scottish Twitter genius

Ye ken wit folk r oan aboot oan Scottish Twitter, unlike those other dobbers. Gaun yersel'!

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