Yes, Jordan can jog a significant distance.No, Jordan can't jog.
Jordan canny even jog the length of his own boaby. Even if he had a massive boaby that still wouldn't be very far.
She doesn't care what she looks like when she's sweating her make-up aff in the gym.She doesn't care what she looks like when she's drunk AF and dancing in a club.
Kendra gives zero fucks what she looks like when she's MWI at the dancin'.
She appreciates dogs, and admires their restraint.She dislikes dogs because they do shites on the carpet.
Dugs could chew your face off, but all they actually do is ruin the inside of your house, which is heavy sound of them. Thanks, dugs.
She's supposed to be going out, but has to stay in and eat STEW.She's hungover AF and she wants a pizza, not fucking stew.
Lauren is far too hingin' to eat her mum's stew. It'll make her pull a whitey.
An event that, while not ideal, at least had a silver lining.The worst thing that's ever happened to him by far.
Some bastart pinched the half-full bottle of MD 20/20 that Gary stashed at the club, but left him the full one. Some heroes don't wear capes.
Ecstasy.The car from Ghostbusters.
Spud loves the ecto. He disnae even hae a burd!
She thinks Amy's hoodie antics are hi-LAR-ious.She thinks A-Poe is embarrassing.
Amy, you're giving Lisa a riddy and she's heavy embarrassed. Gonnae no dae that.
She thinks he's attractive.She thinks he's grim.
Aye, she thinks he's gorgeous, and she's got the massive beamer to prove it.
Because she thinks she'll forget her Sky PIN.Because she thinks Anonymous watch Corrie.
Allan's maw thinks that the contents of her Sky+HD box is mair interestin' than Wikileaks.
Who he's been kissing.Who he's been shagging.
Johnny's been winchin' yer maw. So bolt, ya rocket.
He's the kind of guy who'd drug your mate's gran at a funeral.He's the kind of guy who'd headbutt your mate's gran at a party.
Allan isny a fan of Diego Costa :(.
A bad sex thing.A bad food thing.
Are You A Fluent Scottish Twitter Speaker?
You dinny understand much Scottish Twitter at all, which is a shame as you're pure missing oot. Maybe you should sign up for a course or something?
You understand quite a lot of Scottish Twitter, which is good as it's a pure deid brilliant part of the internet.
Ye ken wit folk r oan aboot oan Scottish Twitter, unlike those other dobbers. Gaun yersel'!