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Are You A Fluent Scottish Twitter Speaker?

There's Scots, and then there's Scottish Twitter.

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  1. 1. Can Jordan jog?

    Twitter: @jordansc0tt
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    Yes, Jordan can jog a significant distance.
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    No, Jordan can't jog.
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    Wrong!

    Jordan canny even jog the length of his own boaby. Even if he had a massive boaby that still wouldn't be very far.

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  2. 2. What is Kendra on about?

    Twitter: @r0manceisb0ring
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    She doesn't care what she looks like when she's sweating her make-up aff in the gym.
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    She doesn't care what she looks like when she's drunk AF and dancing in a club.
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    Kendra gives zero fucks what she looks like when she's MWI at the dancin'.

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  3. 3. What's KH's opinion on dogs?

    Twitter: @chibbed
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    She appreciates dogs, and admires their restraint.
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    She dislikes dogs because they do shites on the carpet.
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    Wrong!

    Dugs could chew your face off, but all they actually do is ruin the inside of your house, which is heavy sound of them. Thanks, dugs.

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  4. 4. Why is Lauren upset?

    Twitter: @lornmarshall
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    She's supposed to be going out, but has to stay in and eat STEW.
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    She's hungover AF and she wants a pizza, not fucking stew.
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    Lauren is far too hingin' to eat her mum's stew. It'll make her pull a whitey.

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  5. 5. What is Gary describing here?

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    An event that, while not ideal, at least had a silver lining.
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    The worst thing that's ever happened to him by far.
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    Some bastart pinched the half-full bottle of MD 20/20 that Gary stashed at the club, but left him the full one. Some heroes don't wear capes.

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  6. 6. What's Spud in love with?

    Twitter: @rinocolucci
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    Ecstasy.
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    The car from Ghostbusters.
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    Wrong!

    Spud loves the ecto. He disnae even hae a burd!

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  7. 7. How does Lisa feel about Amy Poehler?

    Twitter: @notrubasil
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    She thinks Amy's hoodie antics are hi-LAR-ious.
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    She thinks A-Poe is embarrassing.
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    Amy, you're giving Lisa a riddy and she's heavy embarrassed. Gonnae no dae that.

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  8. 8. How does Kendra feel about the DILF in her work?

    Twitter: @r0manceisb0ring
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    She thinks he's attractive.
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    She thinks he's grim.
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    Aye, she thinks he's gorgeous, and she's got the massive beamer to prove it.

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  9. 9. Why is Allan's maw a daftie?

    Twitter: @allanmaxwell_
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    Because she thinks she'll forget her Sky PIN.
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    Because she thinks Anonymous watch Corrie.
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    Allan's maw thinks that the contents of her Sky+HD box is mair interestin' than Wikileaks.

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  10. 10. What are folk going to be asking Johnny tomorrow?

    Twitter: @nataliecooper__
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    Who he's been kissing.
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    Who he's been shagging.
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    Johnny's been winchin' yer maw. So bolt, ya rocket.

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  11. 11. What does Allan think of Diego Costa?

    Twitter: @allanmclean9
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    He's the kind of guy who'd drug your mate's gran at a funeral.
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    He's the kind of guy who'd headbutt your mate's gran at a party.
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    Allan isny a fan of Diego Costa :(.

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  12. 12. And finally, what did Shiv do?

    Twitter: @radicalshivv
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    A bad sex thing.
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    A bad food thing.
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    You dinny want tae eat a whole munchie box after a night oot, Shiv. Naebdy needs that many pakoras.

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