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Are You A Fluent Scottish Twitter Speaker?

There's Scots, and then there's Scottish Twitter.

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  1. 1. Can Jordan jog?

    Twitter: @jordansc0tt
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Jordan canny even jog the length of his own boaby. Even if he had a massive boaby that still wouldn't be very far.

    Via Giphy
  2. 2. What is Kendra on about?

    Twitter: @r0manceisb0ring
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Kendra gives zero fucks what she looks like when she's MWI at the dancin'.

    Via Giphy
  3. 3. What's KH's opinion on dogs?

    Twitter: @chibbed
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Dugs could chew your face off, but all they actually do is ruin the inside of your house, which is heavy sound of them. Thanks, dugs.

  4. 4. Why is Lauren upset?

    Twitter: @lornmarshall
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Lauren is far too hingin' to eat her mum's stew. It'll make her pull a whitey.

    Via Giphy/Fox
  5. 5. What is Gary describing here?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Some bastart pinched the half-full bottle of MD 20/20 that Gary stashed at the club, but left him the full one. Some heroes don't wear capes.

    Via Giphy / Filmation
  6. 6. What's Spud in love with?

    Twitter: @rinocolucci
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Spud loves the ecto. He disnae even hae a burd!

    Via Giphy
  7. 7. How does Lisa feel about Amy Poehler?

    Twitter: @notrubasil
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Amy, you're giving Lisa a riddy and she's heavy embarrassed. Gonnae no dae that.

    Via Giphy / FOX
  8. 8. How does Kendra feel about the DILF in her work?

    Twitter: @r0manceisb0ring
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Aye, she thinks he's gorgeous, and she's got the massive beamer to prove it.

    Via Giphy
  9. 9. Why is Allan's maw a daftie?

    Twitter: @allanmaxwell_
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Allan's maw thinks that the contents of her Sky+HD box is mair interestin' than Wikileaks.

  10. 10. What are folk going to be asking Johnny tomorrow?

    Twitter: @nataliecooper__
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Johnny's been winchin' yer maw. So bolt, ya rocket.

    Via Giphy / NBC
  11. 11. What does Allan think of Diego Costa?

    Twitter: @allanmclean9
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Allan isny a fan of Diego Costa :(.

    Via Giphy
  12. 12. And finally, what did Shiv do?

    Twitter: @radicalshivv
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    You dinny want tae eat a whole munchie box after a night oot, Shiv. Naebdy needs that many pakoras.

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