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Which Type Of Swearer Are You?

Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck everything.

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    "That's a bit of a shit but whatever, I'll wait."
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    "Fucking fuck, that's so fucking out of order."
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    "Oi mate, there's a fucking queue here."
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    "What a tosser."
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    You say nothing out loud, but in your head you're like, "Prick."
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    You smile but get your phone out and tweet a lot of swears.
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    Not out loud, but I will in my head.
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    Yes, I will fucking swear because that fucking hurt.
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    I'll set a Facebook status about the whole situation and yes, it will probably include a choice word or two.
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    I'll call the mug a bitch and move on.
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    I'll be really chill like, "FUCK SHITTING FUCK COCK BASTARDS" to nobody in particular.
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    I'll probably just tut.
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    I'll wait until after the film's finished and then text my best friend to tell them what an arsehole that person is.
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    "Excuse me, buddy, do you mind keeping the noise down. Trying to watch a bloody film here."
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    "OI, COCK WEASEL, SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIE HOLE BEFORE I COME UP THERE AND SHUT IT FOR YOU."
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    "I wish that person would shut the fuck up."
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    I'd want to swear, but I'd probably just sit in silence and swear a lot in my head.
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    "That arsehole is ruing the whole fucking movie. How much of a selfish prick do you have to be to constantly talk like that? Bastard."
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    "What kind of bloody supermarket doesn't have washing powder?"
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    "I'll have to walk all the way to the other supermarket. What a shit."
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    "Somebody get me a fucking employee before I tip all this shitting washing powder over the fucking floor. Bastards."
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    "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck."
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    I'll probably just say nothing and tweet my disdain.
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    "Bastards, the lot of you," is what I have to say about that. In my head, of course.
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    "This is why I fucking hate children."
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    "You little fucking shit, get back here."
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    Maybe tell the child to watch itself before setting a Facebook status about how much you fucking hate children.
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    "Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit."
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    Nothing to the child because that would be rude, but maybe mutter something about the parent being an arsehole.
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    Nothing, but on the inside you curse that child like there's no tomorrow.
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    Wait until the internet starts working again and then tweet something like, "Why is my Wi-Fi such a little prick?"
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    Hulk-smash the laptop while screaming, "I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING BOUGHT YOU."
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    Ring the internet provider, swear at the waiting tone, and then politely ask for some help when somebody answers.
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    Roll your eyes and swear bloody murder in your head.
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    Off-handedly call it a cunt but move on with your life.
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    List off every swear word you know in existence until it starts working again.
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    To roll your eyes and say, "Seriously? Are you shitting me?"
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    To cry inside and mourn for your absent love life with some choice swear words.
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    "Fuckshitwankercuntbastardtwatprick."
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    Awkwardly avoid eye contact, wait until you're out of earshot, and say, "Bloody hell, this is a public place."
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    Shit, so naturally you get your phone out to let everybody know how much disdain you have for these people.
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    Let these fucking dick wipes know that you are not pleased with this tonsil tennis.
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    Not that bothered, I was too busy living my life. Their fucking loss, right?
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    Annoyed enough to use a couple of swear words so they know not to ignore my text again.
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    So angry that I'll post a meme to Instagram about people that take ages to text back and caption it as "Fucking truth".
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    I FEEL NOTHING BUT RAGE FOR THIS ARSEHOLE WHAT SHIT BUCKET TAKES THREE DAYS TO REPLY?
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    I'm pissed off so I'll call them a wanker but put a smiley face at the end so they think I'm joking and don't hate me.
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    I'm a bit miffed but I won't say anything. In my head I will condemn them in the only way I know how: through swearing.
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