38 Yahoo Questions That Will Destroy Your Faith In Humanity

This is why we can’t have nice things!

1. Only SERIOUS mermaid spells, please.

2. I believe the term is “little people”…

3. Where’s Bill Nye when you need him?

4. That’s not how it works.

5. That’s not how it works!

6. THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

7. “You’re the tops. Love, Jesus”

8. Is this a trick question?

9. I’m pretty sure that’s the cure for heartburn.

10. Yes. The answer is most definitely yes.

11. Nope. Only moose.

12. Wait. Wouldn’t that ruin your phone then?

13. I think you need a genie for that…

14. Yeah, but, like, why?

15. THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU DID AND YOU KNOW IT!

16. I think you’re confusing crocodiles with GAYtors.

17. He probably is…

18. I don’t even know where to begin with this one.

19. This question is a two-parter.

20. He’s clearly not trying hard enough.

21. You must be looking at city pigs.

22. So THAT’S why we rub Buddha’s belly…

23. Well if that didn’t work…

24. See, this is why we can’t trust microwaves.

25. Only if you’re willing to trust a microwave.

26. Sounds like you have a broken cat.

27. All your gravity are belong to us.

28. Wait. He wasn’t born from bats?

30. Oh, most definitely.

31. You have to wash the dirt first, duh!

32. I’m pretty sure that’s the only way to tell…

33. Define “tiny roll.”

34. You idiot! You have to recycle that!

35. It’s a new family tradition!

36. You’re asking the wrong question.

37. Paging Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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