4. Maybe you should trim your nails more often, No Nip Steve.
7. I don’t think the question asker totally understood the “best answer.”
8. Erica is essentially calling for belly button homicide. Monster.
11. You’re DEFINITELY going to want to sue Burger King. Call a lawyer immediately.
12. Jeez, I hope they’re made up. Skeletons scare the hell out of me.
13. This actually happens to a lot of 30-year-old Indian men.
14. This is actually how people get pregnant. Congrats, Gerald! You’re going to be a mother.
15. Either you’re turning into the Lorax, or you’ve got a liver disorder. It’s probably the Lorax thing though, so don’t worry too much.
In The News Today
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- The National Dialogue Quartet in Tunisia won the 2015 Nobel Peace Prize for its role in building a democracy there. ›