19 Medical Emergencies Only Yahoo Answers Can Help You With

Seriously, don’t even bother calling a doctor. They’ll just get the police involved, and then NOTHING will get solved.

1. I’m actually not sure there is a better way.

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2. Oof, That’s gonna hurt coming out, James.

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3. Asking for a friend.

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4. Maybe you should trim your nails more often, No Nip Steve.

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5. This is actually a really good question.

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6. What WON’T kids stick up their butts these days?

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7. I don’t think the question asker totally understood the “best answer.”

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8. Erica is essentially calling for belly button homicide. Monster.

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9. We’ve all been there before.

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10. Your doctor is working with the belly button people!

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11. You’re DEFINITELY going to want to sue Burger King. Call a lawyer immediately.

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12. Jeez, I hope they’re made up. Skeletons scare the hell out of me.

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13. This actually happens to a lot of 30-year-old Indian men.

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14. This is actually how people get pregnant. Congrats, Gerald! You’re going to be a mother.

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15. Either you’re turning into the Lorax, or you’ve got a liver disorder. It’s probably the Lorax thing though, so don’t worry too much.

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16. Sadly, there’s no way to be certain. Source: I’m a doctor.

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17. You can’t fault his logic.

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18. Bronyism is terminal. Sorry.

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19. Details are VERY important on this one.

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