19 Questions Girls Always Ask Guys With Mustaches

“Are you being ironic?”

1. “When are you shaving that?”

You’re dead to me. Please get out of my line of sight.

Ron Swanson — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678266

2. “Are you allowed near schools or playgrounds?”

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Shut your mouth, or I’ll shut it for you.

Shaft — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678280

3. “Dad?”

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Nope, but I know your mom.

Eddie Murphy — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678258

4. “Where’s the rest of your beard?”

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This is a life choice.

Robert Redford — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678285

5. “Are you a cop?”

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Yep, and I’m getting too old for this shit.

Roger Murtaugh — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678254

6. “Do you drive a van?”

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Yep, and I’m gonna run your face over with it.

Bill Murray — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678678

7. “Are you in porn?”

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Why do you ask? Because of my incredibly large penis?

Ron Burgundy — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678371

8. “Does it itch?”

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Nope, does this?

Sean Connery — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678251

9. “So is this an ironic thing?”

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Does it look like I’m laughing?

Keith Hernandez — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678367

10. “Do you get food stuck in it?”

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Do you want my foot stuck in your ass?

Sam Elliot — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678294

11. “What actually is a mustache ride?”

Wouldn’t you like to know?

Tom Selleck — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678305

12. “Does it tickle?”

All night long…

Lionel Richie — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678316

13. “Do you think I could pull one off?”

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Ehhhh. No.

Brad Pitt — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678310

14. “How long have you been growing it?”

I was born with it.

David Wooderson — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678354

15. “Do you live in [insert hipster neighborhood]?”

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[Takes deep breath] [Exhales] [Walks away]

Russell Hammond — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678405

16. “Do you ever get laid?”

What do you think?

Billy Dee Williams — Mustache Owner

ID: 2679475

17. “Aren’t you embarrassed?”

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Ryan Gosling — Mustache Owner

ID: 2679596

18. “How do people take you seriously?”

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Bitch, please.

Martin Luther King Jr & Albert Einstein — Mustache Owners

ID: 2679651

19. “But seriously, why?”

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Because I wake up in the morning and feel like this.

Burt Reynolds — Mustache Owner

ID: 2678311

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