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Twitter historians who believe Earth is 2015 years old.
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Psychopaths who serve spaghetti on top of the sauce.
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Modern villains of public transportation.
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Parking enforcers who take their job WAY too seriously.
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The Jenns of the world.
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People who prefer steak to look and taste like hockey pucks.
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Frustratingly vague text messagers.
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Truckers who drive side by side on a two-lane highway.
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Anyone who thinks there are more or less than 24 hours in a day.
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People who leave the train like this:
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Parents who don't trust science.
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People who try not to overthink things.
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People that live with this madness.
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Frustratingly inept Craigslist salesmen.
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People who obviously don't know the "clear" button exists.
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Bastards who leave the toilet like this.
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People who asked, "When am I ever gonna need this?" in math class.
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Roommates who believe ice trays refill themselves.
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People who don't understand how the U.S. government works.
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Teens who judge a book by its cover.
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Spokespeople for adult education.
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Unnecessary lifehackers.
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Anyone that believes this bullshit.
