We Got Drunk And Made Ourselves Super Bowl Trophies

Not everyone will win a trophy this Sunday, but you can certainly make one.

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In case you need further instruction, this is how it happens:

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Now here are the results from all the contestants we had:

"The Mountain"

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Pro: Nice concept.

Con: Mountains don't look like this.

Chelsea, the creator's note: THIS WAS a cowboy on top of a mountain but the cowboy is facing away, showing his booty. He is shy but he is strong.

"Shattered Dreams"

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Pro: Nice use of feathers, balloon has not popped.

Con: Tape leaves something to be desired.

"Nice"

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Pro: Very tall, has good values.

Con: Could be used as a weapon.

"The Iron Claw"

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Pro: This is really beautiful, nice use of glitter, paint, sharp things.

Con: Almost...too beautiful.

"Beaker from The Muppets"

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Pro: Adorable, nice use of colors and sand.

Con: "OMG" pingpong ball was not provided on the table originally.

"Lame As Fuck"

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Pro: Nice use of gold. Good juxtaposition with the base, really captures the "high-low" aspect of the Super Bowl.

Con: Needs better self-esteem.

"Completely Giving Up"

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Pro: Beautiful tie-dye, great use of glitter.

Con: BEER IS NOT FINISHED.

"Cake"

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Pro: Butt euphemism will always be a pro.

Con: No cons, this trophy is beautiful.

"The Heirloom"

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Pro: Very sturdy, could give this to grandkids as an heirloom.

Con: Balloon is very agressive.

"Rad Cowboy"

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Pro: Simple, elegant. Says what he means, means what he says.

Con: Only one beer was used.

"The Only Thing That Remotely Resembles A Trophy"

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Pro: This looks like a trophy.

Con: It's still just a beer trophy.