I’m a lifelong Red Sox fan and I suppose I should hate Derek Jeter but who cares? It’s the offseason and lots of guys gain weight this time of year. Then they get back into shape after Christmas.  Besides, the jokes aren’t even funny. I mean, if you can’t make bacon funny, you have failed miserably.

You got: Gary Johnson, Libertarian Party. Hooray! I was going to vote for him anyhow.

For the love of Pete, I’m a born again Christian and my friends and I think he’s batspit crazy tweeting that.

Your computer has excellent taste.