Can We Guess How Much Pizza You Ate In 2015?
Congratulations! You've eaten 15 pies worth of pizza this year. That is an excellent amount, and you should feel pride and contentment in your good work. You must really love pizza. Or, alternatively, you hate pizza and people like to make you eat it because they think it's funny.
Congratulations! You've eaten eight pies worth of pizza this year. You must love pizza quite a lot. But there's always room for more pizza love, isn't there? Maybe 2016 is the year you get up to nine pies! Dream big!
Congratulations! You've eaten four pies worth of pizza this year. That's fantastic news. If you were suddenly handed four pizzas all at once, you'd consider yourself the luckiest person in town. Now imagine those four pizzas have been spread out over 365 days. Incredible! I hope you're just as lucky in 2016.
Wow! You've eaten less than one pie's worth of pizza over the course of this year. That's not much pizza. Do you hate pizza? It's OK if you do, it's just good for us all to know so we can murmur about you over here. Don't mind us.