Posted on Jan 23, 2015

The Ultimate Ranking Of Disney Men By Foot Size

You know what they say about guys with big feet!

by Mathew Guiver

BuzzFeed Staff

Hey may be rich, but sadly, it doesn't look like The Sultan is packing. Probably size 4 or 5 in the shoe department.

Pacha is a stand-up guy, and loyal husband, but unfortunately he's rather tiny-footed. Like size 6, or smaller... 😓

I'm guessing he's sporting a size 7 or 8, but it's hard to tell with those clunky sea boots. Either way, Jim's got gorgeous eyes and a hot man pony tail.

Oh Charming. He seems nice, but the smallish feet make me nervous. Size 8 shoes for a guy that's gotta be 6 feet?

I'm betting Cinderella ran because she felt a poke while they were dancing, and was, well, disappointed.

LeFou may be a short guy, but his feet seem somewhat larger than you'd expect. Perhaps 8 or 8 1/2?

Plus, he's quick on his feet. Guys that can work a dance floor can usually work it in the sack.

Another shortie with a sturdy foot. Let's say 8 1/2.

Mr. Hatter is also pretty nutty. And you know, they say crazy sex is the best sex!

Kuzco probably wears a size 9 sandal, but is a bit of a tool.

He can shake his hips though, which seems like a good sign.

Clayton has a great bod, and decent sized feet (likely a 9).

Despite the potential, he's a total ass-hole and probably sloppy in bed.

Al seems about average, maybe 9 or 9 1/2.

He's got chiseled pecs though, which should definitely make up for any shortcomings.

Phillip seems to wear a 9 1/2 shoe, which is a bit surprising considering he's pretty tall.

John's undeniably sexy, but it's difficult to gauge his exact boot size. In some scenes it looks like he's got size 9 feet, but in other they look more 10ish.

Definitely choose the smoothest course.

Kocoum's clearly got larger feet than John Smith. He's probably never officially had them sized, but I'd guess he's a 10 extra wide.

Arthur was just a teenager in The Sword in the Stone, but he's already rocking at least a size 10.

The chicken legs and scrawny arms might make you skeptical of his stamina, but hopefully he grew into his body.

Milo looks like he wears a size 10. Plus he's got a sexy nerd vibe going!

We only see Prince Adam's feet briefly when he transforms, but they look sizable, 10 maybe 10 1/2?

Either way, look at those sexy lips. Surely Adam is good with his mouth regardless of anything else.

Just as long as you're OK with the whole beastiality thing.

Prince Eric is drop dead sexy, and it looks like he wears a size 11 boot.

Damn, that Ariel is a lucky girl.

Flynn barely edges out Prince Eric. He looks like he probably wears a size 11 also, but ranks better because of his charm and confidence.

11 1/2 for Hans, and kudos on having the confidence to pull of a heeled boot.

Good boys are always sexier than bad boys IMO. And Kristoff has the size 12 feet to suggest he's definitely a better lay than Hans.

Hercules is for all of the muscle queens out there, and for good reason...

He's buff and kills it in those size 12 sandals.

Gaston may act like a dick, but who cares if it's just a one-night-stand?

Dude's gotta wear a size 12 or 12 1/2, and who can't deny his sex appeal? Especially if you get turned on by chest hair.

Prince Naveen clearly has a big... Foot.

Size 12, maybe even 12 1/2. Get it Tiana.

Tarzan looks like a solid 12 1/2.

Plus he's got a great ass!

Doctor Facilier has some monster feet, what do you think? Size 14 maybe?

And he's clearly confident with his body, I mean he's wearing a friggen belly shirt.

Talk about huge feet!

Grim seems like the kind of guy who's got such big feet that's he's got to have them custom made.

Eric may call Grimsby an "old beanpole," but that old bean pole looks like he's hung.

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