Ok so I want to make sure I precede the following story with real disclaimer that my parents are my best friends, and quite frankly,thank GOD and everyone else up there for that. I am an only child and thus, as expected, what I asked for I got most of the time. So after a few too…Â
We are all deuterostomes. This translates to "second mouth". Really, animals are big tubes, food goes in one way and out the other. When we are developing from one cell, the "mouth" end forms second. What forms first? Your butthole.
So just to be clear, biologically the first thing…Â
I was an adjunct prof for a biology lab. I had a quite shy student cut her hand open during a dissection. Instead of immediately reporting it to me she waited...and waited...until her glove filled with blood like some nightmarish water balloon. She finally told me. Then proceeded…Â
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