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    23 Amazingly Ridiculous Things You Can Buy At Anthropologie

    Welcome to the land of patchwork and decorative brooms.

    We are Kristin and Leo and we like to talk about fashion. Today, we’re discussing Anthropologie, which is known for its ~sophisticated~ but very, very expensive fashion and home goods.

    1. Haru Tasseled Kimono — $168

    2. Vida Circlet Dress -- $648

    3. Spectrum Broom -- $68

    4. Allusione Sheath -- $288

    Leo: This looks like someone ate four different dresses and then vomited them back up. In the most elegant of manners, bien sûr.

    Kristin: This is the dress equivalent of the giant robot all the Power Rangers make when they combine forces to fight Godzilla.

    Leo: I literally have no idea what you are talking about.

    5. Striped Weekend Tee -- $68

    6. Feather Clock -- $248

    7. Eberjey Joey Romper -- $97

    8. Handcarved Toren Armoire -- $2,998

    9. Desi Skirted Leggings -- $59.50

    10. Orion Circlet Headband -- $575

    11. Cafe Society Tee -- $58

    12. Sungarden Robe -- $118

    13. Luxe Fur Stool -- $348

    14. Bahia Apron -- $38

    15. You Wash, I'll Dry Dishtowels -- $42

    16. Letter-Perfect Mesh Tee -- $88

    17. Stripe Block Tunic -- $285

    Leo: I'm pretty sure this looks just like a psychological test the FBI administers to prospective agents.

    Kristin: This is what you'd wear if your wanted to camouflage yourself at a J.Crew.

    18. Alexa Chung for AG New Wave Sweatshirt -- $188

    19. Amaryllis Pony Holder -- $25

    20. Paige Patchworked Sierra Overalls -- $299

    21. Drawing Study Chair -- $980

    22. Geo Safari Vest -- Originally $138, now $69.95

    Kristin: You don't need a safari vest, I don't care how crazy you say Costco gets on Saturdays.

    Leo: "Safari" vest just makes me think of the crazy hunter in Jumanji. Not a good look.

    23. Unlikely Symmetry Bowl -- $68