We are Kristin and Leo and we like to talk about fashion. Today, we’re discussing Anthropologie, which is known for its ~sophisticated~ but very, very expensive fashion and home goods.
1. Haru Tasseled Kimono — $168
2. Vida Circlet Dress -- $648
3. Spectrum Broom -- $68
4. Allusione Sheath -- $288
Leo: This looks like someone ate four different dresses and then vomited them back up. In the most elegant of manners, bien sûr.
Kristin: This is the dress equivalent of the giant robot all the Power Rangers make when they combine forces to fight Godzilla.
Leo: I literally have no idea what you are talking about.
5. Striped Weekend Tee -- $68
6. Feather Clock -- $248
7. Eberjey Joey Romper -- $97
8. Handcarved Toren Armoire -- $2,998
9. Desi Skirted Leggings -- $59.50
10. Orion Circlet Headband -- $575
11. Cafe Society Tee -- $58
12. Sungarden Robe -- $118
13. Luxe Fur Stool -- $348
14. Bahia Apron -- $38
15. You Wash, I'll Dry Dishtowels -- $42
16. Letter-Perfect Mesh Tee -- $88
17. Stripe Block Tunic -- $285
Leo: I'm pretty sure this looks just like a psychological test the FBI administers to prospective agents.
Kristin: This is what you'd wear if your wanted to camouflage yourself at a J.Crew.
18. Alexa Chung for AG New Wave Sweatshirt -- $188
19. Amaryllis Pony Holder -- $25
20. Paige Patchworked Sierra Overalls -- $299
21. Drawing Study Chair -- $980
22. Geo Safari Vest -- Originally $138, now $69.95
Kristin: You don't need a safari vest, I don't care how crazy you say Costco gets on Saturdays.
Leo: "Safari" vest just makes me think of the crazy hunter in Jumanji. Not a good look.