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21 Painfully Corny Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Actually Good

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We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to share with us the corniest joke they’ve ever heard. Here are the hilarious results.

1. What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Tobias Schwarz / Reuters / Via The Wire

Submitted by Uyen-Phuong Nguyen (Facebook).

2. What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

LuckyBusiness / Via The Wire

Submitted by Pete Robles (Facebook).

3. What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas?

Aynur_sib / Via The Wire

Submitted by brianb4c9f72667.

4. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Michael Fitzsimmons / Via The Wire

Submitted by Chris Osborne (Facebook).

5. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

sognolucido / Via The Wire

Submitted by eisleychick.

6. Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

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Submitted by joew30.

7. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

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Submitted by ethanp4f16e8e76.

8. What do you call the Children of the Corn’s father?

peekeedee / Via The Wire

Submitted by Rob McNeely (Facebook).

9. Why did the bicycle fall over?

ikuvshinov / Via The Wire

Submitted by brittneywolf13.

10. What did the duck say to the bartender?

taviphoto / Via The Wire

Submitted by CashmereCardigan.

11. What do you call bees that produce milk?

lineartestpilot / Via The Wire

Submitted by alfonsodanielm.

12. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Chris Pizzello/Invision / AP / Via The Wire

Submitted by Jennifer Venneri (Facebook).

13. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

jo11968 / Via The Wire

Submitted by Nikita Khripunov (Facebook).

14. Why can’t ghosts have babies?

lineartestpilot / Via The Wire

Submitted by Michelle Runyo (Facebook).

15. How does a squid go into battle?

lineartestpilot / Via The Wire

Submitted by elizapep.

16. What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

ruzanna / Via The Wire

Submitted by jenniferm4bb8c2197.

17. What’s a pepper that won’t leave you alone?

tvirbickis / Via The Wire

Submitted bychoxie94.

18. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Mario Anzuoni / Reuters / Via The Wire

Submitted by Jesse Meyer (Facebook).

19. Why was the mermaid wearing seashells?

lineartestpilot / Via The Wire

Submitted by portersthumb.

20. How did the hipster burn his tongue?

FotoimperiyA / Via The Wire

Submitted by christineb53.

21. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Massonstock / Via The Wire

Submitted by lordisaac.

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