I gotta admit - I love every single episode of Arrested Development… except for the Valentine’s Day one with Uncle Jack. Easily the worst episode in the entire series.

“Who The Fuck Do You Think You Think You Are?
I Don’t Need Any Goddamn Help
From Some Bleeding Heart Cameraman
My Life’s Not For You To
Make A Name For Yourself On!” “Easy Sugar, Easy
He Was Just Trying To—” “Just Trying To Use Me To Kill His Guilt
It’s Not That Kind Of Movie, Honey
Let’s Go - This Lot Is Full Of
Motherfucking Artists
Hey Artist
You Gotta Dollar?
I Thought Not”

Going to a wedding of someone you don’t know very well, and you have to buy them a gift?! Oh, if only there were some kind of LIST or REGISTRY that told you EXACTLY what the couple wanted! That would be so easy, so efficient! Why does nothing like that yet exist?!

I bet that’s what he looks like when he poops.

I can appreciate that the two teens from this cover to go “off-the-rails” were the line-up’s bookends. Way to go, Vanity Fair, for making them feel like they were on the fringes!

“She’s communal, right?”
-Sheryl Sandberg, Lean In O.O

why would you put food in there it smells so baddddddd

‘gesture’

Judge Bossy Bottom. Respect.